Funny Sms

Do you know similarity
between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
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Both do not exist.

What is the difference between Monkey and Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message AND
Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is yours
HAHA

Ghost: Kya Hukam hay meray aqa?
Sardar: Saaree duniya mein jitnee bhee doolat hay, wo meray account mein daal doo.
Ghost: Bakvaas naa karro, mein Jin hoon, Asif Ali Zardari nahee.

Asif Ali Zardari Joke #2
Ab mein karonga maaraa mare
Mera naam hay Zardari
Main nay pehley apnee BV maree
Ab hay poory Koom kee baree
Dil khool ke looton gaa
Koom ke raqam Saree ke Saree

Never kiss a policewoman.
She will say, “stop and hands-up”
Never kiss a doctor
She will say, “Next please.”
Always kiss a teacher.
She will repeat it 10 times

Boy: I love you.
Girl: I love you too
Boy: Tum mujhhe kitnaa pyaar karte hoo?
Girl: Jitna tum mujhhe kartay hoo
Boy: you cheater..
main sammjha tum waqai mujhh say pyar kartee hoo

if someone calls u crazy, don’t mind,
if someone calls u duffer, relax,
if someone calls u stupid be cool,
but if someone calls u cute
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lagaana thaappar us paagal kay moonh pay,
mazzak kee bee koi had hotee hai

Funny English SMS
TEACHER: Ali, name one important thing
we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.

Ali: Me!