Ghost: Kya Hukam hay meray aqa?
Sardar: Saaree duniya mein jitnee bhee doolat hay, wo meray account mein daal doo.
Ghost: Bakvaas naa karro, mein Jin hoon, Asif Ali Zardari nahee.
Asif Ali Zardari Joke #2
Ab mein karonga maaraa mare
Mera naam hay Zardari
Main nay pehley apnee BV maree
Ab hay poory Koom kee baree
Dil khool ke looton gaa
Koom ke raqam Saree ke Saree