Funny Sms

I love Pandas.
They’re not RACISTS.
They are black, and
white, and Asian.

Lets be something more than friends.
What, best friends?
No, I mean something more than that.
Mega best friends?

Me: Hello 911
Operator: Yes, whats your emergency?
Me: Two girls are fighting for me
Operator: What is the problem with it?
Me: The ugly one is winning

Dad: How does lady ga ga like her steak?
Me: I dont know?
Dad: Raw raw… raw raw raw

I have learned so much
from my mistakes…
I am thinking of making
a few more.

Who was the first Indian cricketer
To Become captain in his first match,
score century in the same match
and hit a 6 of the last ball to defeat England?
He was AAMIR KHAN in LAGAAN

A boy came running in the kitchen,
Boy: Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door
Dad (Looking at his wife):
Tell him we have already got one!

Question: What did the gangster’s son
tell his dad when he failed his exam?

Answer: Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything.