I love Pandas.
They’re not RACISTS.
They are black, and
white, and Asian.
Funny Sms
Listing some of the best Funny Sms Text Messages and Jokes
Mega best friends
Lets be something more than friends.
What, best friends?
No, I mean something more than that.
Mega best friends?
The ugly one is winning
Me: Hello 911
Operator: Yes, whats your emergency?
Me: Two girls are fighting for me
Operator: What is the problem with it?
Me: The ugly one is winning
Lady GA GA Steak Joke
Dad: How does lady ga ga like her steak?
Me: I dont know?
Dad: Raw raw… raw raw raw
I have learned so much
I have learned so much
from my mistakes…
I am thinking of making
a few more.
Roses are Red Birthday Poem
Roses are red,
Violets are Blue,
You’re a year older again,
I’m Sorry, but that’s true!
Happy Birthday Sweetheart!
Funny Sms : Cricketer
Who was the first Indian cricketer
To Become captain in his first match,
score century in the same match
and hit a 6 of the last ball to defeat England?
He was AAMIR KHAN in LAGAAN
Funny SMS – Ugly Monster
A boy came running in the kitchen,
Boy: Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door
Dad (Looking at his wife):
Tell him we have already got one!
Funny SMS: Failed exam
Question: What did the gangster’s son
tell his dad when he failed his exam?
Answer: Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything.