SMS Quotes

Love SMS: Love is Life

noreply@blogger.com (Kamran) — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 20:23:00 +0000

To Love someone is
madness,
To be loved by someone is a
Gift,
Loving someone who loves you is a
duty,
But being loved by someone whom u Love is
LIFE.

Eid Sms: Eid Mubarak

noreply@blogger.com (Kamran) — Sat, 28 Aug 2010 02:55:00 +0000

Eid is the combination of 3 meaningful words
E – Embrace with open heart
I – Inspire with impressive attitude
D – Distribute pleasure to all
~Eid Mubarak~

Eid Sms Messages

noreply@blogger.com (Kamran) — Sat, 28 Aug 2010 02:53:00 +0000

Eid Sms Messages and Wishes

You can find and read Eid SMS messages in Hindi and Urdu from this page.

Hope Love & Laughter,
warmth & wishes joy
and a Bouquet of Eid Wishes,
Especially for you!!!
jublications become a past
of your eid and your life….!
EID MUBARAK

Click here for More Eid Sms Messages

Eid eCards

Here are few of the best eid ecards that you can send to your friends online.

Pick an e-Card...

Funny Sms Messages

noreply@blogger.com (Kamran) — Sat, 28 Aug 2010 02:48:00 +0000

Funny Sms Messages

You can find and read Funny SMS messages in Hindi and Urdu from this page.

Friends are like fishes.
You have to sit patiently for a
long time to catch a good one.
Just like I caught you.
so better stay nice
otherwise I will FRY YOU...;)

Funny Sms: Are you monkey?

Thursday, August 5, 2010

What is the difference between Monkey and Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message AND
Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is yours
HAHA

Funny SMS- Your not Cute

Thursday, July 22, 2010

if someone calls u crazy, don't mind,
if someone calls u duffer, relax,
if someone calls u stupid be cool,
but if someone calls u cute
lagaana thaappar us paagal kay moonh pay,
mazzak kee bee koi had hotee hai

Funny English SMS - Name an important thing

Monday, July 19, 2010

TEACHER: Ali, name one important thing
we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.

Ali: Me!

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Comic Strips

Funny Sms : Cricketer

noreply@blogger.com (Kamran) — Sat, 28 Aug 2010 02:44:00 +0000

Who was the first indian cricketer
To Become captain in his first match,
score century in the same match
and hit a 6 of the last ball to defeat england?
He was AAMIR KHAN in LAGAAN

Happy New Year Quotes

noreply@blogger.com (Kamran) — Sat, 28 Aug 2010 02:41:00 +0000

Each moment in a day has its own value.
Morning brings HOPE,
Afternoon brings FAITH,
Evening brings LOVE,
Night brings REST,
Hope you will have all of them everyday.
NEW YEAR 2011.

Funny SMS - Ugly Monster

noreply@blogger.com (Kamran) — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 03:00:00 +0000

A boy came running in the kitchen,
Boy: Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door
Dad (Looking at his wife):
Tell him we have already got one!

Funny SMS: Failed exam

noreply@blogger.com (Kamran) — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 04:44:00 +0000

Question: What did the gangster's son
tell his dad when he failed his exam?

Answer: Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything.

Funny SMS: Decent Girls

noreply@blogger.com (Kamran) — Mon, 09 Aug 2010 04:42:00 +0000

Do you know similarity
between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
?
?
?
?
Both do not exist.

Puzzle Sms: Why I sent it to you?

noreply@blogger.com (Kamran) — Sat, 07 Aug 2010 03:11:00 +0000

When u get this SMS,
send it to ONE person you LOVE,
ONE you hate,
ONE you always think of &
ONE u wish to kill
now keep wondering
Why I sent it to you?

Funny Sms: Are you monkey?

noreply@blogger.com (Kamran) — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 03:07:00 +0000

What is the difference between Monkey and Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message AND
Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is yours
HAHA

Asif Ali Zardari Jokes

noreply@blogger.com (Kamran) — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 21:01:00 +0000

Ab mein karonga maaraa mare

Mera naam hay Zardari

Main nay pehley apnee BV maree

Ab hay poory Koom kee baree

Dil khool ke looton gaa

Koom ke raqam Saree ke Saree

Zardari Sms Jokes

noreply@blogger.com (Kamran) — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 20:57:00 +0000

Ghost: Kya Hukam hay meray aqa?
Sardar: Saaree duniya mein jitnee bhee doolat hay, wo meray account mein daal doo.

Ghost: Bakvaas naa karro, mein Jin hoon, Asif Ali Zardari nahee.

Happy New year Quotes

noreply@blogger.com (Kamran) — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 20:54:00 +0000

Nights R Dark but Days R Light,
Wish UR Life will always Be Bright.
So my Dear don’t Fear
BeCuz, God has Gifted us a
New Year,
I wish you a very
Happy New Year

New Year SMS Wishes

noreply@blogger.com (Kamran) — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 20:51:00 +0000

I wish you have a
"Sweetest" Sunday,
"Marvelous" Monday,
"Tasty" Tuesday,
"Wonderful" Wednesday,
"Thankful" Thursday,
"Friendly" Friday,
"Successful" Saturday.
and
Have a great Year.
Therefore, I wish you a
HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Happy New Year SMS 2011

noreply@blogger.com (Kamran) — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 20:50:00 +0000

2011 is in the way
Remember
Life is short,
break the rules,
Forgive quickly,
love truly,
laugh uncontrollably,
and
never regret anything
that made you smile.
Happy new Year!

New Year Sms: 2011

noreply@blogger.com (Kamran) — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 20:47:00 +0000

Remember
the laughter,
the joy,
the hard work,
and the tears.
And as U reflect on the past year,
also think of the new one to come.
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011!!!

Funny SMS: Kissing

noreply@blogger.com (Kamran) — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 20:43:00 +0000

Never kiss a policewoman.
She will say, "stop and hands-up"
Never kiss a doctor
She will say, "Next please."
Always kiss a teacher.
She will repeat it 10 times

Funny SMS: Girl and Boy

noreply@blogger.com (Kamran) — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 21:02:00 +0000

Boy: I love you.
Girl: I love you too
Boy: Tum mujhhe kitnaa pyaar karte hoo?
Girl: Jitna tum mujhhe kartay hoo
Boy: you cheater..
main sammjha tum waqai mujhh say pyar kartee hoo

Love SMS - My Heart!

noreply@blogger.com (Kamran) — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 20:57:00 +0000

I have one thing that counts,
and that is my heart it burns in my soul,
it aches in my flesh
and it ignites my nerves.

Inspirational SMS - Dream Big

noreply@blogger.com (Kamran) — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 20:25:00 +0000

Every Ruler was once a crying baby
and
Every tall building was once an idea.
It’s not important where you are Right Now,
But
where you will reach Tomorrow is very important.

Sad Sms: I was remembering you

noreply@blogger.com (Kamran) — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 20:22:00 +0000

I thought of you today as I often do,
I wanted to let you know,
I was remembering you.

Friendship SMS: I miss you

noreply@blogger.com (Kamran) — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 20:19:00 +0000

Missing you is my Hobby
Caring 4 you, is my Job
Making you happy, is my Dream
Praying 4 you, is my Duty

&

To keep friendship with you,
is my Choice

Funny SMS- Your not Cute

noreply@blogger.com (Kamran) — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 20:21:00 +0000

if someone calls u crazy, don't mind,
if someone calls u duffer, relax,
if someone calls u stupid be cool,
but if someone calls u cute
.
.
.
.
.
lagaana thaappar us paagal kay moonh pay,
mazzak kee bee koi had hotee hai

Valentine SMS: My week without Love

noreply@blogger.com (Kamran) — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 20:14:00 +0000

Without Love — my days are

Sad-day
moan-day,
tears-day,
waste-day,
thirst-day,
fright-day,
shatter-day… so be in love everyday…

I Wish u a VERY Happpy Valentine’s Day