SMS Quotes

Love SMS: Love is Life

2010-08-30T16:23:00.001-04:00

To Love someone is
madness,
To be loved by someone is a
Gift,
Loving someone who loves you is a
duty,
But being loved by someone whom u Love is
LIFE.

Eid Sms: Eid Mubarak

2010-08-27T22:55:00.001-04:00

Eid is the combination of 3 meaningful words
E – Embrace with open heart
I – Inspire with impressive attitude
D – Distribute pleasure to all
~Eid Mubarak~

Eid Sms Messages

2010-08-27T22:53:00.007-04:00

Eid Sms Messages and Wishes

You can find and read Eid SMS messages in Hindi and Urdu from this page.

Hope Love & Laughter,
warmth & wishes joy
and a Bouquet of Eid Wishes,
Especially for you!!!
jublications become a past
of your eid and your life….!
EID MUBARAK

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Eid eCards

Here are few of the best eid ecards that you can send to your friends online.

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Funny Sms Messages

2010-08-27T22:48:00.008-04:00

Funny Sms Messages

You can find and read Funny SMS messages in Hindi and Urdu from this page.

Friends are like fishes.
You have to sit patiently for a
long time to catch a good one.
Just like I caught you.
so better stay nice
otherwise I will FRY YOU...;)

Funny Sms: Are you monkey?

Thursday, August 5, 2010

What is the difference between Monkey and Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message AND
Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is yours
HAHA

Funny SMS- Your not Cute

Thursday, July 22, 2010

if someone calls u crazy, don't mind,
if someone calls u duffer, relax,
if someone calls u stupid be cool,
but if someone calls u cute
lagaana thaappar us paagal kay moonh pay,
mazzak kee bee koi had hotee hai

Funny English SMS - Name an important thing

Monday, July 19, 2010

TEACHER: Ali, name one important thing
we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.

Ali: Me!

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Comic Strips

Funny Sms : Cricketer

2010-08-27T22:44:00.003-04:00

Who was the first indian cricketer
To Become captain in his first match,
score century in the same match
and hit a 6 of the last ball to defeat england?
He was AAMIR KHAN in LAGAAN

Happy New Year Quotes

2010-08-27T22:41:00.002-04:00

Each moment in a day has its own value.
Morning brings HOPE,
Afternoon brings FAITH,
Evening brings LOVE,
Night brings REST,
Hope you will have all of them everyday.
NEW YEAR 2011.

Funny SMS - Ugly Monster

2010-08-18T23:00:00.001-04:00

A boy came running in the kitchen,
Boy: Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door
Dad (Looking at his wife):
Tell him we have already got one!

Funny SMS: Failed exam

2010-08-10T00:44:00.001-04:00

Question: What did the gangster's son
tell his dad when he failed his exam?

Answer: Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything.

Funny SMS: Decent Girls

2010-08-09T00:42:00.001-04:00

Do you know similarity
between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
?
?
?
?
Both do not exist.

Puzzle Sms: Why I sent it to you?

2010-08-06T23:11:00.003-04:00

When u get this SMS,
send it to ONE person you LOVE,
ONE you hate,
ONE you always think of &
ONE u wish to kill
now keep wondering
Why I sent it to you?

Funny Sms: Are you monkey?

2010-08-05T23:07:00.001-04:00

What is the difference between Monkey and Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message AND
Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is yours
HAHA

Asif Ali Zardari Jokes

2010-08-02T17:01:00.001-04:00

Ab mein karonga maaraa mare

Mera naam hay Zardari

Main nay pehley apnee BV maree

Ab hay poory Koom kee baree

Dil khool ke looton gaa

Koom ke raqam Saree ke Saree

Zardari Sms Jokes

2010-08-01T16:57:00.001-04:00

Ghost: Kya Hukam hay meray aqa?
Sardar: Saaree duniya mein jitnee bhee doolat hay, wo meray account mein daal doo.

Ghost: Bakvaas naa karro, mein Jin hoon, Asif Ali Zardari nahee.

Happy New year Quotes

2010-07-31T16:54:00.001-04:00

Nights R Dark but Days R Light,
Wish UR Life will always Be Bright.
So my Dear don’t Fear
BeCuz, God has Gifted us a
New Year,
I wish you a very
Happy New Year

New Year SMS Wishes

2010-07-30T16:51:00.000-04:00

I wish you have a
"Sweetest" Sunday,
"Marvelous" Monday,
"Tasty" Tuesday,
"Wonderful" Wednesday,
"Thankful" Thursday,
"Friendly" Friday,
"Successful" Saturday.
and
Have a great Year.
Therefore, I wish you a
HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Happy New Year SMS 2011

2010-07-29T16:50:00.001-04:00

2011 is in the way
Remember
Life is short,
break the rules,
Forgive quickly,
love truly,
laugh uncontrollably,
and
never regret anything
that made you smile.
Happy new Year!

New Year Sms: 2011

2010-07-28T16:47:00.001-04:00

Remember
the laughter,
the joy,
the hard work,
and the tears.
And as U reflect on the past year,
also think of the new one to come.
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011!!!

Funny SMS: Kissing

2010-07-28T16:43:00.002-04:00

Never kiss a policewoman.
She will say, "stop and hands-up"
Never kiss a doctor
She will say, "Next please."
Always kiss a teacher.
She will repeat it 10 times

Funny SMS: Girl and Boy

2010-07-27T17:02:00.000-04:00

Boy: I love you.
Girl: I love you too
Boy: Tum mujhhe kitnaa pyaar karte hoo?
Girl: Jitna tum mujhhe kartay hoo
Boy: you cheater..
main sammjha tum waqai mujhh say pyar kartee hoo

Love SMS - My Heart!

2010-07-26T16:57:00.000-04:00

I have one thing that counts,
and that is my heart it burns in my soul,
it aches in my flesh
and it ignites my nerves.

Inspirational SMS - Dream Big

2010-07-25T16:25:00.001-04:00

Every Ruler was once a crying baby
and
Every tall building was once an idea.
It’s not important where you are Right Now,
But
where you will reach Tomorrow is very important.

Sad Sms: I was remembering you

2010-07-24T16:22:00.001-04:00

I thought of you today as I often do,
I wanted to let you know,
I was remembering you.

Friendship SMS: I miss you

2010-07-23T16:19:00.002-04:00

Missing you is my Hobby
Caring 4 you, is my Job
Making you happy, is my Dream
Praying 4 you, is my Duty

&

To keep friendship with you,
is my Choice

Funny SMS- Your not Cute

2010-07-22T16:21:00.000-04:00

if someone calls u crazy, don't mind,
if someone calls u duffer, relax,
if someone calls u stupid be cool,
but if someone calls u cute
.
.
.
.
.
lagaana thaappar us paagal kay moonh pay,
mazzak kee bee koi had hotee hai

Valentine SMS: My week without Love

2010-07-21T16:14:00.000-04:00

Without Love — my days are

Sad-day
moan-day,
tears-day,
waste-day,
thirst-day,
fright-day,
shatter-day… so be in love everyday…

I Wish u a VERY Happpy Valentine’s Day